Antoni Maiovvi – Low On Rent Volume 1

Selected here from his vast archive are tracks written somewhere between 2009 and the start of 2010. The original session files have either been lost during hard drive failures or stolen along with the laptop I had go missing early 2010.

You are actively encouraged to pay a little more for this release as I am literally “Low On Rent” everything helps get me out of this situation. Upon request I can send WAV files direct to your email.

So here we have Low On Rent Volume 1 – Spaced out Italopop, Proggy Weirdness and Emotional Synthpop for your enjoyment!

With Love
Antoni Maiovvi


Your Precious EDM

In the wake of Paris Hilton’s debut DJ performance in Brazil, blandness, regularity and boredom reign. This might just be a problem with pop culture in general but I digress from my “awesome point”.

I can’t just see it as sexism, although there seems to be a lot of it involved. I’m no fan of Ms. Hilton, I did watch her porno, she seemed into it. It’s nice when people are in love. Isn’t it? Passion is nice, no? So aside from accusations of “She doesn’t even like music” type comments, “I quit” dramatics, “LOL. Slutty Lady” quips and similarities drawn between Peter Hook’s magic equation: Mix CD + Mad Filter Skills = I’m Awesome. The most disturbing observations come suffixed with three letters: E, D and M.

I was born in the 80s, I remember seeing Altern-8 on Top Of The Pops, I remember Normski, I liked the dancing girls, I liked the fact the video’s made my mum say “I’m getting a headache” – Yet, I didn’t like Dance Music as much as other types, perhaps I didn’t observe  something. Yet somehow between the Dance Chart on The Chart Show and now I missed out on the prefix of the Electronic to Dance Music, presumably this was to make a distinction between this and disco, which was real people playing Electronic Dance Music (Might I suggest REDM for this, I mean it would be such a fucking crime to get Daft Punk and Ganymed mixed up now wouldn’t it?).

Aside from this the use of EDM seems to be from people who don’t really like fun, or as I suspect blindly tune out the reality of the situation.

So please, of course you’re entitled to your opinion, of course Paris Hilton as a DJ was going to be an exercise in “I’m so fucking rich” mixed with a huge helping of musical banality. But before you start crying on your knees, arms raised to the sky screaming “This is a disgrace to EDM” or “EDM is over!” Let’s spare a moment for these awesome moments of Electronic Dance Music you either don’t fucking know about or wilfully ignore, and then shut the fuck up.

Whatever D.M – They liken it to a nuclear attack – Damn right


Do you beliiiiiiieeeeeeeevvveee.D.M.


Oh no! EDM IS DAD!




You just change ‘Baby’ to ‘Jesus’


EDM! Escucha me!


E-Rotic D.M. – She won’t let your dreams get wet. Max doesn’t want you to be sad, and his name is Max.


Yes. What IS going on? Hay sales. Drop That E! (D.M)


To quote Homer Simpson: “I hate Traffic, both the band and the phenomenon”


I heard they were addicted to crack, which means that yes Bass does lead to harder substances…


So let’s calm down…

The Maiof 2011 – Round Up

Dear friends,

December is upon is. How we are all happy.
I will leave Berlin on the 13th of December. Before that there will be two public appearances

Trash N Core 6 – Harsh Noise Set – Saturday 9th December
Kili – wiesenweg 5-9 berlin
I will play at 11pm

Kosmische Bar @ Das Gift – Sunday 10th December
I will play some krautrock / prog / cosmic disco / relaxing things
Donaustrasse 119, 12043 Berlin
From 9pm

I hope to see you at one of those before I leave

Then onto the UK over xmas
I will be available for shows between the 14th and 26th
So far I am booked at:

Stag & Hounds – Old Market – Antoni Maiovvi (Live) – Friday 16th December
74 Old Market Street, BS2 0EJ Bristol

Geisha Noise Research Group (live) + Bronnt Vs Maiovvi (DJ) – Choke Xmas Party – Thursday 22nd December
The Croft 117 – 119 Stokes Croft, BS1 3RW

Please come say hello

In other news – The Cold Hand will have an album release next year through Seed Records. Which we are very excited about.

Also, a new face in dance music has emerged. He is The Armenian Lover and he likes you. He hopes you like him too

Ghettoscraper launched his debut EP – you can stream and pay what you like here:

Antoni Maiovvi has been working hard debut’s this year have included Athens, Paris and Madrid – He is of course ALWAYS looking for live shows. A collection of new tracks can be heard here

A HUGE thank you to you all, I’ve had a wonderful year and essentially I wouldn’t have if it wasn’t for you out there. Thank you so much for the support.
Much love

Anton Maiof / Antoni Maiovvi / Detective Toni Maiovvowitz: Homicide / DJ Ghettoscraper / DJ Reverend Desmond



A Guide To 21st Century Marketing using the Charles Manson Technique

Compiled by Kirk K. Klondike and J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. Abrams

Chapter One :  The Set

When thinking of your office or place of work, why not try something new that was custom made to look old? A prefabricated place. This will add an extra layer of weirdness to your campaign.

Chapter Two : Product

Everyone likes food, consider that as an option…

Chapter Three : Acid As Education

If people do not understand your concept right away, consider giving them acid and fucking them all night. By dawn you’ll have loyalty in buckets. In the industry we call that ‘Buzz’.

Chapter Four : This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun. This Is For Fighting, This Is For Fun

In this chapter we teach you how to empower your victi… erm, customers.. yeah with a rifle. Even women can feel the weight and satisfaction of having their own pussy destroying man machine with a solid black assault rifle!

Chapter Five : Trials Are Cheaper Than Renting Ad Space

After “the big push” demonstrated in chapter four, you should have a lot of attention now, please do not worry, all publicity is good publicity for your product or service. Some people will disagree, some will think you did the right thing, but people will be talking and you can take that talk all the way to the bank… the money bank.

Remember: SHOCK X FEAR = A one way ticket to money heaven $$$

Chapter Six : Aftermath

Things that are guaranteed to happen
1) Place in pop culture forever
2) High yeild profit ratio
3) Best selling book
4) Solid groundwork for your next product or service
5) Hot and cold running bitches

Kirk K. Klondike and J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. Abrams’s publication is available psychically from all good mentally unstable Gurus. Their 2nd publication “Find Your Perfect Partner With The Dennis Nilsen Method” will be available before Xmas 2012


POLANKSI DISCO featuring DJ CASIONOVA (Magic Waves / Cyberdance / UK)

Polanski Disco returns to the Sameheads basement with a special guest from London: James ‘Tiberius ‘ Penrose AKA CASIONOVA. Co-founder of the trail-blazing Cyber Dance Records, who’s impressive roster includes Mark Du Mosch, Mr Pauli, Andy Romano, Brassica, Ali Renault and many more, quite simply a ‘Who’s Who’ of what the press are now calling Synthwave.

Casionova is also the regular host of IFM’s Magic Waves Radio, a weekly four hour show taking in everything from Italo, House, Electro, NWOBHM, Soundtracks, Krautrock and more. Equally, Casionova is a master of the dancefloor and anyone who has experienced the joy of seeing the man in action will testify to his godlike power of taste and execution.

Joining James on the night will be international legend PAULO CHINATOWN, film maker, DJ and party don and a special live performance by ANTONI MAIOVVI who notorious sets have been shaking audiences since 2006, this will be Maiovvi’s last live show in Berlin of the year. Those who have yet to witness the chaotic fun are well advised to attend.

26th November 2011
Sameheads e.V.
Richardstr. 10
Take Off at 23hr